From artery-clogging Tres Leches Coconut Macaroons to Potato Salad a la "Lipid Ore" and Bohemian Sauerkraut; from Obatzda to Wiener Schnitzel to Triple Chocolate Cream Truffles - the selection is tasty and the choice is yours. You shall have the last word. Ever. Did you say - brownies?

I'm as serious as too much pan grease in your pancreas. The only tongue-in-cheek shall be of the pickled kind. Sliced thinly.